2026 Short Porch X Girlfriend Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat
2026 Short Porch X Girlfriend Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat - 25oz is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Description
Description
Warranty registration required: This bat includes a manufacturer warranty. To activate it, you must register your bat within 30 days of purchase using the warranty registration card attached to the bat. See our warranty information page for details.
Short Porch XGirlfriend Cranston Holden Signature USSSA Slowpitch Bat
She wasn't the one. This is. Some relationships end in heartbreak. This one ends in home runs. The 2026 Short Porch XGirlfriend is the Cranston Holden Signature Edition: a one-piece, end-loaded USSSA slowpitch softball bat with a 12.5" Spin Tech barrel and a 0.5 oz end load built to send softballs over the fence.
She's got an attitude. She's got baggage. And she's bringing all of it to the batter's box. Forget the late-night arguments, mixed signals, and unanswered texts. This girl knows exactly what she wants. Cranston put his name on this one: no awkward introductions, no "we need to talk" texts, just a signature bat that's ready to make some noise.
Explore the full lineup of Short Porch slowpitch softball bats or shop every brand in our USSSA slowpitch bats collection.
Why You'll Fall for the XGirlfriend
- 💋 12.5" Spin Tech Barrel: Because some chemistry is impossible to ignore. A long barrel gives you a bigger hitting surface on every swing.
- 🔥 0.5 oz End Load: A little extra baggage never hit so hard. Mass at the end of the barrel adds momentum for power hitters.
- ✍️ Cranston Holden Signature Edition: His name's on the bat. The next big swing has yours written all over it.
- 💔 Big-Swing Attitude: The only drama you need is watching the outfielders chase another one.
XGirlfriend Specs and Certifications
| Model | 2026 Short Porch XGirlfriend – Cranston Holden Signature |
|---|---|
| Sport | Slowpitch softball |
| Construction | One-piece |
| Material | Aramid composite |
| Barrel | 12.5" Spin Tech barrel |
| Swing Weight | Loaded (0.5 oz end load) |
| Certifications | USSSA, ISA, NSA approved |
Built for USSSA, ISA, and NSA Slowpitch Play
The XGirlfriend carries USSSA, ISA, and NSA approval, so one bat covers league nights and tournament weekends across all three associations. Need something approved for a different organization? Browse our NSA slowpitch bats, USA/ASA slowpitch bats, or dual-stamp slowpitch bats. Always check your league's current rules before you play.
The Breakup Was Worth It
Your old bat? It's complicated. Your new bat? It's official. No second chances. No looking back. No getting back together. Just you, the XGirlfriend, and a whole lot of softballs that aren't coming home.
Who Should Swing the XGirlfriend?
This bat is built for power hitters who want an end-loaded feel and the flex of a one-piece composite. If you prefer a lighter, faster swing, look at balanced models in the 2026 Short Porch Scared Summer Series. Not sure what size to order? Start with our bat sizing guide.
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Complete Your Slowpitch Setup
Pair your new bat with Short Porch softballs, slowpitch batting gloves, a slowpitch fielding glove, and a slowpitch bat bag or roller. Outfitting a whole roster? Our team sales crew handles bulk orders and custom uniforms.
Why Buy from Smash It Sports
- Free shipping on most US orders
- Price match on eligible items
- 30-day returns on eligible items
- Family-owned baseball and softball specialists since 2013
Short Porch XGirlfriend FAQ
Is the Short Porch XGirlfriend USSSA approved?
Yes. The 2026 Short Porch XGirlfriend is approved for USSSA, ISA, and NSA slowpitch softball. Always confirm with your league before play.
Is the XGirlfriend end loaded or balanced?
It's end loaded, with a 0.5 oz end load that shifts mass toward the barrel for more momentum through the zone. It suits power hitters who like a heavier swing feel.
Is the XGirlfriend a one-piece or two-piece bat?
It's a one-piece aramid composite slowpitch bat with a 12.5" Spin Tech barrel.
Who is Cranston Holden?
Cranston Holden is the slowpitch player whose signature is on this edition of the Short Porch XGirlfriend.
How do I activate the warranty on my Short Porch bat?
You must register your bat within 30 days of purchase to activate the manufacturer warranty. The warranty registration card is attached to the bat. Visit our warranty information page for more help.
Can I use the XGirlfriend in USA/ASA or senior leagues?
No. This bat is approved for USSSA, ISA, and NSA. For other associations, shop our USA/ASA slowpitch bats or 2026 Short Porch SSUSA senior models.
Does Smash It Sports offer free shipping on slowpitch bats?
Yes, shipping is free on most US orders. Hawaii, Alaska, Puerto Rico, and US territories are quoted in the cart.
Shut up & hit it!
2026 Short Porch X Girlfriend Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat
