{"product_id":"anarchy-mystery-usssa-slowpitch-bat","title":"Anarchy Mystery USSSA Slowpitch Bat (No Warranty)","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnarchy Mystery USSSA Slowpitch Bat (No Warranty)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eEvery bat in this mystery box is a USSSA-certified slowpitch bat with a retail value of $299.95 or more — a true home run of a deal. These bats are sold with no manufacturer warranty, which is exactly why the price is this low.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"2\"\u003e🔥 Sell Out By Monday, Win Something Even Bigger\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"0\"\u003eStock on this promo is limited — and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"37\"\u003eif we sell out completely by Monday, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"74\"\u003ewe're taking it up a notch. Two lucky \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"112\"\u003ecustomers who ordered during this promo \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"152\"\u003ewill be randomly selected to receive a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"191\"\u003ebonus bat on top of what they already \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"229\"\u003eordered, at no extra cost. That bonus \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"267\"\u003ebat is Dawes' next unreleased model — \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"305\"\u003enot yet available anywhere else. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"342\"\u003efaster this sells out, the sooner those \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"382\"\u003etwo bats go out. No extra steps needed \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"421\"\u003e— every order placed during this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"_animating_yu34g_10\" data-newtext-seq=\"454\"\u003epromo is automatically entered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWhether you're chasing bombs on league night or stocking up for tournament season, this tier lets you add a top-shelf bat to your bag without paying top-shelf price. Quantities are limited — once they're gone, they're gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e💰 Big savings. 💣 Big swings. 🎁 Big mystery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat Is the Mystery USSSA Slowpitch Bat?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eA surprise-model Anarchy slowpitch softball bat pulled from our in-stock inventory of USSSA-approved bats worth $299.95 and up. You pick the weight, we pick the bat — every one is certified and game-ready. No manufacturer warranty is included, which is how we're able to offer it at this price.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy Choose This Mystery Slowpitch Bat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eCertified for USSSA league and tournament play. Guaranteed retail value of $299.95 or more per bat. No warranty — lower price, same certified performance. Fast shipping while supplies last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSelect Your Bat Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePick the swing weight that fits your game. Check our Bat Sizing Chart before you order if you need help deciding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e25oz Selection: Receive a bat weighing 25oz or 25.5oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e26oz Selection: Receive a bat weighing 26oz or 26.5oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e27oz Selection: Receive a bat weighing 27oz or 27.5oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e28oz Selection: Receive a bat weighing 28oz or 28.5oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMulti-Bat Bundle Pricing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eStock up and save — the more you add, the lower your price per bat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"overflow-x-auto w-full px-2 mb-6\"\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"min-w-full border-collapse text-sm leading-[1.7] whitespace-normal\"\u003e\n\u003cthead class=\"text-left\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" class=\"text-text-100 border-b-0.5 border-[hsl(var(--border-300)\/0.6)] py-2 pr-4 align-top font-bold\"\u003eQuantity\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\" class=\"text-text-100 border-b-0.5 border-[hsl(var(--border-300)\/0.6)] py-2 pr-4 align-top font-bold\"\u003ePrice Per Bat\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-[hsl(var(--border-300)\/0.3)] py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003e1 Bat\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"border-b-0.5 border-[hsl(var(--border-300)\/0.3)] py-2 pr-4 align-top\"\u003e$164.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant Details Before You Buy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis product does not include a manufacturer warranty — that's reflected in the price. Bats included vary based on current availability and are always top-notch quality. Due to the mystery nature of this product, it is not eligible for return or exchange; see our full Return Policy for details. If you order multiple boxes at different times, you may receive duplicate bats, and orders of 1+ may include multiples. All sales are final.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Smash It Sports","offers":[{"title":"25oz","offer_id":63106935226739,"sku":"ANARCHY Mystery Slowpitch Bat - USSSA - 25","price":164.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"26oz","offer_id":63106935259507,"sku":"ANARCHY Mystery Slowpitch Bat - USSSA - 26","price":164.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"27oz","offer_id":63106935292275,"sku":"ANARCHY Mystery Slowpitch Bat - USSSA - 27","price":164.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28oz","offer_id":63106935325043,"sku":"ANARCHY Mystery Slowpitch Bat - USSSA - 28","price":164.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0557\/5766\/8405\/files\/anarchymsysyerBat2026.jpg?v=1784224069","url":"https:\/\/smashitsports.com\/products\/anarchy-mystery-usssa-slowpitch-bat","provider":"Smash It Sports","version":"1.0","type":"link"}