{"product_id":"2026-short-porch-tax-man-12-loaded-usa-asa-slowpitch-softball-bat","title":"2026 Short Porch Tax Man 12\" Loaded USA\/ASA Slowpitch Softball Bat","description":"\u003c!-- ===== PRODUCT SCHEMA (hidden — do not remove) ===== --\u003e\u003c!-- ===== FAQ SCHEMA (hidden — do not remove) ===== --\u003e\u003c!-- ===== VISIBLE PRODUCT CONTENT ===== --\u003e\u003c!-- WARRANTY NOTICE --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff8e1; border-left: 4px solid #f9a825; border-radius: 4px; padding: 14px 18px; margin-bottom: 24px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ 180-Day Warranty — Action Required\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTo activate your warranty, you \u003cstrong\u003eMUST register your bat within 30 days of purchase\u003c\/strong\u003e. The warranty registration card is attached to your bat. Unregistered bats are not covered.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- H1 --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e2026 Short Porch Tax Man 12\" Loaded USA\/ASA Slowpitch Softball Bat\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c!-- INTRO --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen the sun sets, the Tax Man goes to work. The \u003cstrong\u003e2026 Short Porch Tax Man After Hours\u003c\/strong\u003e brings the same Kevlar USA Certified 2-inch inner-shell power that made this lineup legendary — now dialed in for late-game, lights-on moments when the pressure is at its peak. Game proven and game tested across fields nationwide, this \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/short-porch-slowpitch-softball-bats\"\u003eShort Porch slowpitch bat\u003c\/a\u003e was built to collect after dark, delivering hit after hit all season long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fast-swinging \u003cstrong\u003e.5 oz end load\u003c\/strong\u003e engineered for one purpose: \u003cstrong\u003eelite performance at the plate\u003c\/strong\u003e, no matter the hour. The Tax Man’s composite inner-shell tech brings the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/asa-usa-slowpitch-bats\"\u003eUSA\/ASA slowpitch bat\u003c\/a\u003e market a weapon players have been waiting for — and the Tax Man always collects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\u003c!-- H2: SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e2026 Tax Man Bat Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 14px; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f5f5f5;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; font-weight: 600; width: 40%;\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0;\"\u003e12-Inch One Piece\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0;\"\u003eKevlar Tri-Layer Composite\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f5f5f5;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eEnd Load\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0;\"\u003e.5 oz End Load\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eBarrel Design\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0;\"\u003eSpeed Barrel Design\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f5f5f5;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eTechnology\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0;\"\u003eInner-Shell Construction\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eHandle\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0;\"\u003eTapered Knob\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"background: #f5f5f5;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eCertification\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0;\"\u003eUSA \/ ASA Certified\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eWarranty\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px 14px; border: 1px solid #e0e0e0;\"\u003e180 Days (must register within 30 days of purchase)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\u003c!-- H2: PERFORMANCE --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy the Tax Man Dominates the Plate\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKevlar Tri-Layer Composite Inner-Shell\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Tax Man’s \u003cstrong\u003eKevlar tri-layer composite barrel\u003c\/strong\u003e is the heart of its performance. Paired with Short Porch’s proprietary \u003cstrong\u003einner-shell construction\u003c\/strong\u003e, the barrel generates an explosive trampoline effect that maximizes exit velocity on every swing. This isn’t your standard composite layup — the inner-shell adds structural integrity while expanding the sweet spot across the full length of the 12-inch barrel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e.5 End Load Built for Power Hitters\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003e.5 oz end load\u003c\/strong\u003e shifts extra mass toward the end cap, driving more force through the contact zone for added distance. Unlike heavier end-load options, the Tax Man’s .5 load keeps the swing fast and manageable — giving hitters extra pop without sacrificing bat speed. If you’re shopping \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/asa-usa-slowpitch-bats\"\u003eUSA\/ASA end-loaded slowpitch bats\u003c\/a\u003e, the Tax Man belongs at the top of your list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpeed Barrel Design — More Sweet Spot, More Damage\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShort Porch engineered the \u003cstrong\u003eSpeed Barrel\u003c\/strong\u003e to maximize the hitting surface across the full 12-inch barrel. A wider sweet spot means more consistent contact and more batted balls finding the gaps. Whether you square the ball up perfectly or catch it slightly off-center, the Speed Barrel keeps your hit in play.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOne-Piece Construction for Maximum Energy Transfer\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt as a true \u003cstrong\u003eone-piece bat\u003c\/strong\u003e, the Tax Man eliminates the energy loss that comes with two-piece designs. Every ounce of swing energy travels directly from your hands through the handle and into the barrel at contact — resulting in harder, more consistent hits from first pitch to last out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eUSA\/ASA Certified — Ready for Your League\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 2026 Tax Man After Hours carries full \u003cstrong\u003eUSA\/ASA certification\u003c\/strong\u003e, making it legal for most competitive and recreational slowpitch leagues and tournaments. Browse our complete selection of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/asa-usa-slowpitch-bats\"\u003eUSA\/ASA certified slowpitch bats\u003c\/a\u003e or explore all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-slowpitch-softball-bats\"\u003enew 2026 slowpitch softball bats\u003c\/a\u003e now in stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\u003c!-- H2: WHY BUY FROM SIS --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy Buy the Tax Man From Smash It Sports\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice-Match Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e — Find it cheaper at an authorized retailer? We’ll match it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e — Free shipping on most orders, no minimum required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExpert Staff\u003c\/strong\u003e — Real slowpitch players answering your questions, not scripts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTeam \u0026amp; Bulk Orders\u003c\/strong\u003e — Outfitting a league or team? Contact us for \u003cstrong\u003eteam pricing\u003c\/strong\u003e on bat packages.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\u003c!-- H2: FAQ --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions — 2026 Short Porch Tax Man\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 6px; padding: 13px 16px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight: 600; cursor: pointer; font-size: 15px; list-style: none;\"\u003e▶  Is the 2026 Short Porch Tax Man USA\/ASA certified?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 12px; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003eYes. The 2026 Short Porch Tax Man 12\" Loaded Slowpitch Softball Bat is fully \u003cstrong\u003eUSA\/ASA certified\u003c\/strong\u003e, clearing it for most recreational and competitive slowpitch leagues following USA Softball standards. Always confirm approved bat lists with your league director before the season starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 6px; padding: 13px 16px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight: 600; cursor: pointer; font-size: 15px; list-style: none;\"\u003e▶  What is the end load on the Tax Man?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 12px; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003eThe Tax Man features a \u003cstrong\u003e.5 oz end load\u003c\/strong\u003e engineered to add driving power at contact without overloading your swing. It’s a balanced-yet-loaded feel that suits a wide range of hitters — especially those looking to maximize distance without giving up bat speed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 6px; padding: 13px 16px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight: 600; cursor: pointer; font-size: 15px; list-style: none;\"\u003e▶  One-piece or two-piece — what’s the difference?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 12px; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003eThe Tax Man is a \u003cstrong\u003eone-piece bat\u003c\/strong\u003e. One-piece construction delivers direct energy transfer from your swing to the barrel — no flex, no energy loss. This gives hitters a stiffer feel and maximum power at contact, which is why one-piece bats are preferred by power hitters in slowpitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 6px; padding: 13px 16px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight: 600; cursor: pointer; font-size: 15px; list-style: none;\"\u003e▶  How do I activate my 180-day warranty?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 12px; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003eTo activate your \u003cstrong\u003e180-day warranty\u003c\/strong\u003e, you must \u003cstrong\u003eregister your bat within 30 days of purchase\u003c\/strong\u003e using the warranty registration card attached to your bat. Bats not registered within 30 days may not be eligible for warranty coverage. Register early — don’t wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 6px; padding: 13px 16px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight: 600; cursor: pointer; font-size: 15px; list-style: none;\"\u003e▶  What is the Tax Man bat made of?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 12px; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003eThe Tax Man is constructed with a \u003cstrong\u003eKevlar tri-layer composite\u003c\/strong\u003e barrel and Short Porch’s \u003cstrong\u003einner-shell technology\u003c\/strong\u003e. Kevlar is known for its high-performance durability characteristics. The tri-layer design and inner-shell combine to create a barrel with exceptional pop, a wide sweet spot, and season-long durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 6px; padding: 13px 16px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight: 600; cursor: pointer; font-size: 15px; list-style: none;\"\u003e▶  Does Smash It Sports price match on the Short Porch Tax Man?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 12px; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003eAbsolutely. Our \u003cstrong\u003eprice-match guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e means if you find the 2026 Tax Man at a lower price from an authorized retailer, we’ll match it. Shop with confidence — you’re getting the best deal on \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/short-porch-slowpitch-softball-bats\"\u003eShort Porch slowpitch bats\u003c\/a\u003e right here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border: 1px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 6px; padding: 13px 16px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"font-weight: 600; cursor: pointer; font-size: 15px; list-style: none;\"\u003e▶  Can I order the Tax Man for my team or league?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-top: 12px; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003eYes! Smash It Sports specializes in team and bulk sales for leagues, schools, and organizations. If you’re outfitting a team or need multiple bats, contact us for team pricing. We also carry \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/slowpitch-player-package-bats\"\u003eslowpitch player packages\u003c\/a\u003e for complete setups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003chr style=\"border: none; border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e5; margin: 28px 0;\"\u003e\u003c!-- H2: RELATED CATEGORIES --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShop More Slowpitch Softball Bats\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Tax Man is one of many elite options in our slowpitch lineup. 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