{"product_id":"2026-short-porch-angry-troll-loaded-usssa-slowpitch-softball-bat","title":"2026 Short Porch Angry Troll Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.st-angry-troll-pdp{max-width:900px;margin:0 auto;line-height:1.6;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp *{box-sizing:border-box;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp .st-warranty-box{background:#fff4f4;border:2px solid #c0182c;border-radius:8px;padding:16px 20px;margin:0 0 24px;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp .st-warranty-box p{margin:4px 0;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp .st-warranty-box .st-warranty-title{font-weight:700;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.5px;color:#c0182c;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp .st-tagline{font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.5px;text-transform:uppercase;color:#c0182c;margin:0 0 8px;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp h2{margin:32px 0 12px;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp h3{margin:20px 0 8px;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp p{margin:0 0 14px;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp ul{margin:0 0 16px;padding-left:20px;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp li{margin:0 0 6px;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp .st-spec-table{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 24px;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp .st-spec-table th,.st-angry-troll-pdp .st-spec-table td{text-align:left;padding:10px 12px;border-bottom:1px solid #e2e2e2;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp .st-spec-table th{width:45%;font-weight:600;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp .st-cert-badges{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;margin:0 0 16px;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp .st-cert-badges span{background:#111;color:#fff;font-size:12px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.5px;padding:6px 12px;border-radius:20px;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp details{border:1px solid #e2e2e2;border-radius:6px;margin:0 0 10px;padding:0;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp summary{cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;padding:14px 16px;list-style:none;position:relative;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp summary::-webkit-details-marker{display:none;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp summary::after{content:\"+\";position:absolute;right:16px;top:12px;font-size:20px;font-weight:400;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp details[open] summary::after{content:\"–\";}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp details p{padding:0 16px 14px;margin:0;color:#333;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp .st-related-links{margin:0 0 16px;padding-left:20px;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp .st-related-links a{color:#c0182c;text-decoration:underline;}\n.st-angry-troll-pdp a{color:#c0182c;}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-angry-troll-pdp\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-warranty-box\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"st-warranty-title\"\u003eActivate Your 180-Day Bat Warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou \u003cstrong\u003emust register your bat within 30 days of purchase\u003c\/strong\u003e to activate coverage. The warranty registration card is attached to your bat — or you can \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/smashitsports.com\/pages\/warranty-information\"\u003eregister and review full warranty terms here\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"st-tagline\"\u003eAngry Troll — Hit Hard. Stay Angry. Fear Nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 2026 Short Porch Angry Troll Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat wasn't built to play nice. It's engineered for hitters who step into the box looking to do damage — and expect their bat to deliver the power, control, and confidence to make it happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBuilt for a Massive Sweet Spot and Heavy Barrel Power\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIts 12.5-inch barrel packs an oversized sweet spot into a compact, responsive profile, giving you a massive hitting surface without sacrificing barrel control. A .5 oz endload adds concentrated power through the zone, helping this loaded USSSA slowpitch bat generate the heavy barrel momentum needed to drive the ball with authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDual Distribution Technology (DDT)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt its core is Short Porch's Dual Distribution Technology (DDT). This advanced weighting system strategically distributes mass throughout the bat to create a smoother transition, better control, and devastating force at contact. You get the benefit of an endloaded power bat without a sluggish or unbalanced feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e2-Piece Aramid Construction\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 2-piece Aramid construction is built for strength, responsiveness, and performance. Its zero-flex handle creates an incredibly solid connection between your hands and the barrel, while eliminating unwanted vibration and sting. The result is a firm, confident feel — even when contact isn't perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePowerful. Controlled. Unforgiving.\u003c\/strong\u003e The Angry Troll is made for players who don't just want to reach the fence — they want to make the entire field nervous. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/smashitsports.com\/collections\/short-porch-slowpitch-softball-bats\"\u003eShop the full Short Porch slowpitch lineup\u003c\/a\u003e to find your matchup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"st-spec-table\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBarrel Length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e12.5 inches, oversized sweet spot\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2-piece Aramid\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eEndload\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e.5 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eTechnology\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDual Distribution Technology (DDT)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eHandle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eZero-flex, zero vibration\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eCertifications\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUSSSA, NSA, ISA\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWeights Available\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5 oz, 26.5 oz, 27.5 oz\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWarranty\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e180 days (register within 30 days of purchase)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCertified for USSSA, NSA \u0026amp; ISA Slowpitch Leagues\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"st-cert-badges\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eUSSSA Certified\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003eNSA Certified\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003eISA Certified\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady for league and tournament play, the Angry Troll is fully certified for USSSA, NSA, and ISA slowpitch softball. Browse the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/smashitsports.com\/collections\/usssa-slowpitch-bats\"\u003eUSSSA slowpitch bats collection\u003c\/a\u003e or view all \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/smashitsports.com\/collections\/slowpitch-softball-bats\"\u003eslowpitch softball bats\u003c\/a\u003e to compare loaded and balanced options before you buy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat size barrel does the Angry Troll have?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Angry Troll features a 12.5-inch barrel with an oversized sweet spot, giving you a massive hitting surface in a compact, responsive profile without sacrificing barrel control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eIs the Angry Troll an endloaded or balanced bat?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Angry Troll is a loaded USSSA slowpitch bat with a .5 oz endload, adding concentrated power through the hitting zone for hitters who want heavy barrel momentum. If you prefer a lighter swing, check out the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/smashitsports.com\/products\/2026-short-porch-scared-summer-series-2-piece-balanced-usssa-slowpitch-softball-bat\"\u003eShort Porch Scared Summer Series balanced USSSA slowpitch bat\u003c\/a\u003e instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat is Dual Distribution Technology (DDT)?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDDT is Short Porch's advanced weighting system that strategically distributes mass throughout the bat. It smooths the swing transition, improves control, and delivers devastating force at contact — giving you endloaded power without a sluggish, unbalanced feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat certifications does this bat meet?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Angry Troll is USSSA, NSA, and ISA certified, making it legal for most USSSA, NSA, and ISA slowpitch softball leagues and tournaments. Always confirm your specific league's bat rules before use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat weights is the Angry Troll available in?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bat is available in 25.5 oz, 26.5 oz, and 27.5 oz, so you can choose the swing weight that best matches your strength and swing speed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow do I activate my warranty?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou must register your bat within 30 days of purchase to activate the 180-day warranty. Use the registration card attached to your bat, or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/smashitsports.com\/pages\/warranty-information\"\u003eregister and review full warranty details on our warranty information page\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eExplore More Short Porch USSSA Slowpitch Bats\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for another option before you commit? Check out these related Short Porch USSSA slowpitch bats:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"st-related-links\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/smashitsports.com\/products\/2026-short-porch-blackout-x-usssa-slowpitch-softball-bat\"\u003e2026 Short Porch Blackout X USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/smashitsports.com\/products\/2026-short-porch-ddt-scared-after-dark-series-usssa-slowpitch-softball-bat\"\u003e2026 Short Porch DDT Scared After Dark Series USSSA Slowpitch Bat\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/smashitsports.com\/products\/2025-short-porch-blueberry-jawbreaker-loaded-usssa-slowpitch-softball-bat\"\u003e2025 Short Porch Blueberry Jawbreaker Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Bat\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/smashitsports.com\/products\/2026-short-porch-fat-guy-bp-blackout-1-piece-loaded-usssa-slowpitch-softball-bat\"\u003e2026 Short Porch Fat Guy BP Blackout Loaded USSSA Softball Bat\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/smashitsports.com\/collections\/short-porch\"\u003eShop the entire Short Porch collection\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cscript type=\"application\/ld+json\"\u003e\n{\n  \"@context\": \"https:\/\/schema.org\/\",\n  \"@type\": \"Product\",\n  \"name\": \"2026 Short Porch Angry Troll Loaded USSSA Slowpitch Softball Bat\",\n  \"description\": \"The 2026 Short Porch Angry Troll is a loaded USSSA slowpitch softball bat with a 12.5-inch barrel, .5 oz endload, Dual Distribution Technology (DDT), and a 2-piece Aramid construction with a zero-flex handle. 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